#crooked kingdom quotes

[anama-cara]

just some more Kaz quotes because I'm obsessed

If you can't beat the odds, change the game.

"I don't hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. I feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools."

When backed into a corner, you cut a hole in the roof.

"Fate has plans for us all," Inej said quietly. "And sometimes fate needs a little assistance."

It was a smile he thought he might die to earn again.

"Suffering is like anything else. Live with it long enough, you learn to like the taste."

[caveatscriptor]

Kaz's eyes narrowed. "Sturmhond."

"He knows me!" Sturmhond said delightedly. He nudged Genya with an elbow. "I told you I'm famous."

Zoya blew out an exasperated breath. "Thank you. He's going to be twice as insufferable now."

― Leigh Bardugo, Crooked Kingdom

[inlovewithquotes]

"You're stupid about a lot of things, Wylan, but you are not stupid. And if I ever hear you call yourself a moron again, I'm going to tell Matthias you tried to kiss Nina. With tongue."

Wylan wiped his nose on his sleeve. "He'll never believe it."

"Then I'll tell Nina you tried to kiss Matthias. With tongue."

-Crooked Kingdom

[moonferry]

"'I would come for you,' he said, and when he saw the wary look she shot him, he said it again. 'I would come for you. And if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together— knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting.'"

i'm going to chew off my own leg. DKNT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHEN WE GET TO SEE FREDDY AND AMITA PERFORM THIS SCENE.

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

[padfoot-lupin77]

(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

[swiftievolturra]

[anama-cara]

Kaz quotes in Crooked Kingdom

“I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together--knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting.”

Sure, a lock was like a woman.It was also like a man and anyone or anything else -if you wanted tounderstand it, you had to take it apart and see how it worked. lf youwanted to master it, you had to learn it so well you could put it back together.

"You're weak because you're afraid of people seeing your weakness. You're letting shame decide who you are."

[caveatscriptor]

― Leigh Bardugo, Crooked Kingdom

(Guess which path Show!Jesper went with?)

[inlovewithquotes]

"Why the net, Kaz?"

Yes, why the net? Why something that would complicate the assault he'd planned on the silos and leave them twice as open to exposure? I couldn't bare to watch you fall. "I just went to a lot of trouble to get my spider back. I didn't do it so you could crack your skull open the next day."

"You protect your investments."

Her voice sounded almost resigned.

"That's right."

-Crooked Kingdom

[moonferry]

"but in the end, he was not nina or matthias or kaz or inej or jesper. he was just wylan van eck. he told them everything."

THIS LINE MAKES ME CRAVE DEATH . u don't . Understand. i just want to RAAAAAAAAH *falls down stairs*

[saah4r]

kaz, in the end of six of crows: got caught giving a fuck. embarassing.

[thejudeduarte]

Daily reminder that Kaz is actually just a teenage boy playing at being this really edgy gang leader when in reality he has the humour of a 13 year old

[mynxk]

Wylan, looking up from his lunch that Jesper brought him: Are you my work husband?

Jesper: Your what?

Wylan: Work husband

Jesper: I’m your actual husband?

Wylan, nodding his head and going back to eating: My all the time husband

[i-love-soc-a-very-normal-amount]

Reminder that Kaz made a literal 'your mom' joke while breaking Matthias out of jail